Quote of the Day (and the reason I opened the wine early)
Abby: I think I'm getting puberty. My left nipple is hard.
UPDATE: She knows she only checked a few days ago, but she's sure it has grown since then. Donations of chocolate and additional alcohol will be enthusiastically accepted.
UPDATE: She knows she only checked a few days ago, but she's sure it has grown since then. Donations of chocolate and additional alcohol will be enthusiastically accepted.
posted by KDF at 8:05 PM
7 Comments:
OMG!!!
Where do kids come up with sentences like that?!?!?!
I'll send you a 3 year supply of chocolate - you're going to need it. ;)
Thank you! I only wish I believed that 3 years worth would be enough!!!
*snork*
I read this and totally choked on my tea....
Sorry, Higgy! :) (tee hee!)
I know, I think I'm gonna be choking on my tea quite a lot over the next few years...
How old is she, kdf? My oldest granddaughter just turned 7 and she's obviously hitting puberty. She's already got her mother's thighs! Her boobs are developing and *gasp* she has PUBIC HAIR. She's SEVEN.
Pass the wine, please.
Rita! That. Is. Terrifying.
Abby's 9, and I am extremely thankful that none of what you describe has happened to her yet.
*pours*
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