Monday, January 08, 2007

Quote of the Day (and the reason I opened the wine early)

Abby: I think I'm getting puberty. My left nipple is hard.

UPDATE: She knows she only checked a few days ago, but she's sure it has grown since then. Donations of chocolate and additional alcohol will be enthusiastically accepted.


Anonymous Eleanor said...


Where do kids come up with sentences like that?!?!?!

I'll send you a 3 year supply of chocolate - you're going to need it. ;)

8:23 PM  
Blogger KDF said...

Thank you! I only wish I believed that 3 years worth would be enough!!!

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Jeff Meyerson said...


10:30 AM  
Blogger Higgy said...

I read this and totally choked on my tea....

2:46 PM  
Blogger KDF said...

Sorry, Higgy! :) (tee hee!)

I know, I think I'm gonna be choking on my tea quite a lot over the next few years...

3:59 PM  
Blogger rita said...

How old is she, kdf? My oldest granddaughter just turned 7 and she's obviously hitting puberty. She's already got her mother's thighs! Her boobs are developing and *gasp* she has PUBIC HAIR. She's SEVEN.

Pass the wine, please.

1:07 PM  
Blogger KDF said...

Rita! That. Is. Terrifying.

Abby's 9, and I am extremely thankful that none of what you describe has happened to her yet.


1:10 PM  

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