Monday, January 08, 2007

Quote of the Day (and the reason I opened the wine early)

Abby: I think I'm getting puberty. My left nipple is hard.

UPDATE: She knows she only checked a few days ago, but she's sure it has grown since then. Donations of chocolate and additional alcohol will be enthusiastically accepted.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Eleanor said...

OMG!!!

Where do kids come up with sentences like that?!?!?!

I'll send you a 3 year supply of chocolate - you're going to need it. ;)

8:23 PM  
Blogger KDF said...

Thank you! I only wish I believed that 3 years worth would be enough!!!

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Jeff Meyerson said...

*snork*

10:30 AM  
Blogger Higgy said...

I read this and totally choked on my tea....

2:46 PM  
Blogger KDF said...

Sorry, Higgy! :) (tee hee!)

I know, I think I'm gonna be choking on my tea quite a lot over the next few years...

3:59 PM  
Blogger rita said...

How old is she, kdf? My oldest granddaughter just turned 7 and she's obviously hitting puberty. She's already got her mother's thighs! Her boobs are developing and *gasp* she has PUBIC HAIR. She's SEVEN.

Pass the wine, please.

1:07 PM  
Blogger KDF said...

Rita! That. Is. Terrifying.

Abby's 9, and I am extremely thankful that none of what you describe has happened to her yet.

*pours*

1:10 PM  

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