Adventures in Parenting

Random Scene from My Life

Me: No, you can't wear that sweatshirt to school! It's laundry and it's filthy!

Stubborn 8 year-old Daughter: I'm wearing it or I'm not going to school!

Me (sternly): Don't you give me ultimatums.

Stubborn 8 year-old Daughter: (hands on hips, pouting): I don't have anything to wear. And I don't know what an "old tomato" is.